Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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