North Korea, Best Korea!
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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