the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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