Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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