I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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