I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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