why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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