Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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