Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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