Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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