I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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