i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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