adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Who died my cat blue again?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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