apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Randomize
