And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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