Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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