when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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