it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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