Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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