i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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