Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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