Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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