she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
