It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i out mim tonsoeep
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