i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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