No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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