Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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