Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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