Dual....:-)
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
How naked do you want me to be?
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