my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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