once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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