actually, I'm a sock model
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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