honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Randomize
