She just used a chaser for red wine.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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