On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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