What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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