I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
