it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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