we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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