HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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