It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
