what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So vagazzling was a success
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