She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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