I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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