That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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