i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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