Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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