i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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