What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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