no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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